Are you tired of those pesky, slimy snails in your garden?
Well, now there is a HUMANE way to take care of them!
Just call the “Katie & Erik Snail Collection Agency”
We have experience collecting these critters!
We take great pride in our work!
Here is our first “Happy “ customer!
This was a slow day! Imagine what we can do for you!
We handle every business transaction professionally!
Our motto is “A slimy customer is an unhappy customer”!
Our fees are negotiable!