Are you tired of those pesky, slimy snails in your garden?

Well, now there is a HUMANE way to take care of them!

Just call the “Katie & Erik Snail Collection Agency”

We have experience collecting these critters!

We take great pride in our work!

Here is our first “Happy “ customer!

This was a slow day! Imagine what we can do for you!

We handle every business transaction professionally!

Our motto is “A slimy customer is an unhappy customer”!

Our fees are negotiable!